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Welcome to the Kind Life of Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song

Have you heard? London Tipton is marrying Kevin McCallister. It’s the crossover of your after-school appointment TV dreams, the joining of two young mature person dynasties, Disney shacking up with John Hughes. But first, they have to find a wedding planner.

“Do you not want to partner me?” Macaulay Culkin asks his betrothed, Brenda Song, over lunch. His not-wife of almost a decade giggles at the suggestion. She’s been wearing a ring (bigger than my apartment and also nicer than my apartment) for the past rare years. “I’m okay if we don’t,” promises Macaulay—no, please, call him Mack—“I just want to know.”

“We talked about eloping,” Brenda bids as explanation for the delay. “But I was enjoy, ‘If we eloped, my mom would have a heart attack that she wasn’t going to be there....’” Mack shakes his brain at the reflection of hurting the feelings of his almost-mother-in-law. “I wouldn’t even!”

On Brenda: Vintage shirt, The Population Archive. Cou Cou Intimates cami. Pretties bloomers. Cartier earrings and watch. On Mack: Merz b. Schwanen t-shirt. Sleepy Jones boxers. The Elder Statesman socks. Cartier watch. Mack’s own bracelet

Macaulay Culkin, child-star of the Home Alone movies, has lived a private being, and we possess many questions that remain unanswered about him. What benign of cereal does he like? What time does he go to bed every night? When will he repay my blouse? There isn’t very much verifiable information about Macauley Culkin, but that’s okay, because you are gullible, and you won’t question anything that we make up and publish about him. So here are 21 things you’ll probably assume about Macaulay Culkin.

  1. He’s really, really into crystals.
  2. He used to be a registered medical doctor, but he gave up practicing medicine to become an performer at the age of 47.
  3. He was a contestant on an episode of “Deal or No Deal”, but the episode never aired because he called Howie Mandel the n-word.
  4. He doesn’t consider in climate adjust or Santa despite overwhelming evidence otherwise.
  5. Before he was born, God considered allowing Satan to possess Culkin, but ultimately decided against it because his steamy mom would sense bad about birthing the anti-Christ.
  6. He was best friends with President James K. Polk, and the famous scene of Culkin screaming in the bathroom in the first Home Alone movie was the exact mom

    Macaulay Culkin Portrays Killer Club Kid

    Sept. 5 -- After a nine-year hiatus, Macaulay Culkin is returning to the big screen, but he won't be playing the sort of fresh-faced, lovable traits that made him a youngster star in the Home Alone films. He's starring in a low-budget independent docu-drama about a gay, cross-dressing, sociopathic killer.

    Watch the full report on 20/20, this Friday at 10 p.m.Watch Barbara's Nov. 17, 2000 Interview with Macaulay Culkin: Video: Click Here

    In Party Monster, Culkin portrays Michael Alig, a twisted sort of Pied Piper, whose escapades eventually lead him from New York's club scene, to a grisly killing, and, ultimately, to prison. It is a true and truly bizarre story.

    Culkin, 23, says the role was a test, but he was intrigued by Alig's incredible story. "It was just so outrageous, and you wouldn't believe it unless it was true, so I just had to be a part of it."

    In the film, Culkin adopts Alig's effeminate characteristics and eccentricities. But he says he isn't concerned how this will be received by his fans. For the record, Culkin is not gay, but he says he wouldn't be bothered

    Macaulay Culkin

    AKA Macaulay Carson Culkin

    Born:26-Aug-1980
    Birthplace:New York City

    Gender: Male
    Religion:Roman Catholic
    Race or Ethnicity: White
    Sexual orientation: Straight
    Occupation: Actor

    Nationality: United States
    Executive summary:Home Alone

    Macaulay Culkin started acting at New York's Ensemble Studio Theater when he was six years old (or four, state some reports). His first film was Rocket Gibraltar at age 8. At 9, he was in John Hughes's Uncle Buck, and held his control against John Candy. Hughes was impressed, and wrote Home Alone with Macaulay in mind. Home Alone was, of course, a monstrously huge hit. Macaulay was 10 and adorable, the movie was hilarious, and suddenly the lad had Hollywood clout. His father had assumed the position of Macaulay's manager after Uncle Buck, and became legendary as one of Hollywood's most overbearing "stage fathers" ever.

    The elder Culkin signed his son to star in movie after movie, while Macaulay wasn't even asked which scripts interested him. At 11, he hosted Saturday Night Live. At 12, Culkin and Anna Chlumsky shared MTV's award for Best Kiss of the Year, for their smooch in My Girl. And Culkin starte